Saturday, March 08, 2008

Another Tennis Channel memo

Dear Tennis Channel:

Do not ever put the terms "bonus coverage" and "Wii tennis" in the same phrase again. If you don't have any tennis to put on the air, then why don't you air another "Center Court" episode or, better yet, one of those "Hip-Hop Abs" infomercials? Yes, that's better than Corina Morariu doing commentary on a video game. And it's better than watching some hacks playing platform tennis. The next time I hear Morariu say, "We'll get back to the tennis in a moment, but first ...," it had better be good.

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