Joachim Johansson retired this week because of persistent injuries. The one-time Slam winner from Sweden ...
Oh, not Thomas?
Seriously, farewell, Joachim, you former-top-tenner, you. You get some TWA props for beating Andy Roddick in the quarters of the U.S. Open ... in 2004. Usually, I tend to ask "What have you done for me lately?" I'll let it slide. Here's hoping you saved some of that $1.5 million in prize money. Really sad though, when a player has to end his career because injuries won't let him go on.
No matter how they're obtained.
I hear he used to date Lleyton Hewitt's sister, Jaslyn 'The Hulk' Hewitt. He probably still hears "You won't like me when I'm angry" in his nightmares.